拍馬屁
在公家單位最常見
不拍就是很難往上出頭
所以不只拍馬屁拍馬腿
但拍到馬眼就麻煩了
偉大的扁先生
為了到新竹空基發表小三談話
我國勇猛頑強的空軍健兒
卻只能龜龜的在營區踢正步唱軍歌
說到這個
我光榮當兵的那幾年
當時已經破冬的我(是男人又當過兵都知道)
被支援到臨時成立的演戲團-『921救難大隊』
不是當年921震災時挖屍體的
而是921一週年後成立的大規模戲班子
被分配到啥鬼中隊
我也忘了
不過就以當兵來說還算蠻不錯的
我們被關在工兵學校裡
因為就為了一個月之後的總統校閱
每天的行程
01.起床(終於不用跑三千)
02.打掃(媽的!沒有學弟掃)
03.吃飯(看!沒有學弟打好餐盤給我)
04.整理儀容(鋼盔要亮、皮帶頭要亮、皮鞋也要亮)
05.整隊帶往操場
06.立正
07.踢正步
08.稍息(訓練應付長官漫長的演講)
09.排隊型
10.中午休息
11.吃飯(看!又要打飯)
12.午覺到一點半
13.重複04~09
14.晚餐(破冬還要自己打飯~)
15.無聊的晚上(躺在床上瞪天花板或看雜誌)
16.晚點名
17.睡覺(拿手機在棉被裡打BIG-2遊戲)
18.回到01
就這樣一個月
我們還有週休二日
這是比較人道的部分
這一個月也養胖了兩、三公斤
每天沒事就是去營站喝飲料吃餅乾
然而
驗收的日子來了
看到這種演戲的情節
天公也哭泣
下了超大雨
我們在雨中被校閱
不是扁先生
而是陸軍總部的副司令
原本想著看到跟賠踊菌一樣假笑的扁先生
卻來一個沒啥舉足輕重的老頭
頓時
我們一個月的辛苦
都因為老頭、雨水、汗水化成了烏有
我當時應該還有夾雜著淚水吧
背景音樂:風雨起~山河動~黃埔建軍聲勢洶(陸軍軍歌)
在公家單位最常見
不拍就是很難往上出頭
所以不只拍馬屁拍馬腿
但拍到馬眼就麻煩了
偉大的扁先生
為了到新竹空基發表小三談話
我國勇猛頑強的空軍健兒
卻只能龜龜的在營區踢正步唱軍歌
說到這個
我光榮當兵的那幾年
當時已經破冬的我(是男人又當過兵都知道)
被支援到臨時成立的演戲團-『921救難大隊』
不是當年921震災時挖屍體的
而是921一週年後成立的大規模戲班子
被分配到啥鬼中隊
我也忘了
不過就以當兵來說還算蠻不錯的
我們被關在工兵學校裡
因為就為了一個月之後的總統校閱
每天的行程
01.起床(終於不用跑三千)
02.打掃(媽的!沒有學弟掃)
03.吃飯(看!沒有學弟打好餐盤給我)
04.整理儀容(鋼盔要亮、皮帶頭要亮、皮鞋也要亮)
05.整隊帶往操場
06.立正
07.踢正步
08.稍息(訓練應付長官漫長的演講)
09.排隊型
10.中午休息
11.吃飯(看!又要打飯)
12.午覺到一點半
13.重複04~09
14.晚餐(破冬還要自己打飯~)
15.無聊的晚上(躺在床上瞪天花板或看雜誌)
16.晚點名
17.睡覺(拿手機在棉被裡打BIG-2遊戲)
18.回到01
就這樣一個月
我們還有週休二日
這是比較人道的部分
這一個月也養胖了兩、三公斤
每天沒事就是去營站喝飲料吃餅乾
然而
驗收的日子來了
看到這種演戲的情節
天公也哭泣
下了超大雨
我們在雨中被校閱
不是扁先生
而是陸軍總部的副司令
原本想著看到跟賠踊菌一樣假笑的扁先生
卻來一個沒啥舉足輕重的老頭
頓時
我們一個月的辛苦
都因為老頭、雨水、汗水化成了烏有
我當時應該還有夾雜著淚水吧
背景音樂:風雨起~山河動~黃埔建軍聲勢洶(陸軍軍歌)
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一個錯誤的選擇 一個錯誤的環境 造就了 一連串 錯誤的事件 軍隊 隸屬 特殊環境 , 官員有責 解決底下問題, 否則沒資格 命令 不要只會 , 升官發財 , 滅證卸責, 受傷死亡, 都不算數, (該死的軍隊)(管理極差) [該休息 休息][該工作 工作] [很困難?] (作息時間,與外面社會,稍微不同,當然正常) (部隊管理不佳, 造成他人精神壓力問題) (部隊管理不佳 ,造成他人工作負荷過重) (部隊管理不佳,造成 軍職 約聘, 捉弄 與 陷害 他人, 永久上的紀錄遺憾) (受傷沒說,完全不算數)(內傷算自己該死) (卸責厲害的軍隊) ( 上電視、上報紙、莒光園地、女兵日記 ) (形象 洗白 第一名) A wrong choice A wrong environment Created a series of wrong events The army is in a special environment, and officials have the responsibility to solve the underlying problems, otherwise they are not qualified to order Don't just get promoted and get rich, destroy evidence and shirking responsibility, Injuries and deaths don’t count, (damn army) (very poor management) [Should take a break] [This job should work] [It’s difficult?] (The work and rest time is slightly different from the outside society, of course it is normal) (Poor management of the troops, causing mental stress to others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in excessive workloads for others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in military appointments, teasing and framing others, permanent record regrets) (I didn't say the injury, it doesn't count at all) (Internal injury counts as one's own damn) (Short the blame for the powerful army) (On TV, Newspaper, Juguang Garden, Female Soldier's Diary) (Image whitewashing first place)